yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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