I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I am one with the molecules
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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