SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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