i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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