He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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