is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My balls are so social today.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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