i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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