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(480): View more from Arizona

how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage

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(914): View more from New York

at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps

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(917): View more from New York City

My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.

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(714): View more from California

Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems

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