shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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