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Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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