omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
COCAINE IS GR8
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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