wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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