Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
