were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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