bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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