K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
handjob tips. give me some.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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