Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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