This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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