But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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