Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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