last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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