Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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