You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize