she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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