I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
