I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
