Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Randomize