the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
When are your genitals available?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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