Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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