she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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