Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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