NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I look better un-naked...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
This is the high leading the old right now
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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