I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Blow job season was short but glorious.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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