We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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