Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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