Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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