Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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