I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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