When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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