i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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