She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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