Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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