what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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