walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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