I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Boobs speak an international language.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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