He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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