Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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