Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You work out of a Hotel?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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