Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
