So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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