So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Rumble strips road head = magical
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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