I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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