bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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