His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Ladies don't puke and tell
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Randomize
