is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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