ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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